Condom Testing!!

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A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms.

“What size?” asks the clerk.

“Gee, I don’t know.”

“Go see Sophie in aisle 4.” He goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the crotch, and yells, “Medium!” The guy is mortified! He hurries over to pay and leaves quickly.

Another guy comes in to buy condoms, and gets sent to Sophie in aisle 4. Sophie grabs him and yells, “Large!” The guy struts over to the register, pays, and leaves.

A high school kid comes in to buy condoms.

“What size?” The kid embarrassedly says “I’ve never done this before. I don’t know what size.” The clerk sends him over to Sophie in aisle 4. She grabs him and yells “Clean up in aisle 4!”

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16 responses to this post.

  1. lol nice one!

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  2. Yeah, nice. Thanks for the laugh.

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  3. Posted by Whatever Me on December 14, 2006 at 10:15 am

    mano! nice post… but the strange thing that dwwen didnt delete it as they did that for me on this:
    http://hourani.wordpress.com/2006/12/11/smoking-and-condoms/

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  4. HAHAHAHAHA!

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  5. LOL!!! Very cute nipples..

    “here’s a weird sentence I thought I’d never say”

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  6. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ for shame

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  7. Colorful!

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  8. hahahahaha!

    I like the new look!

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  9. Hahaha! Nice one!

    I agree with Marzouq, I love the new look. ๐Ÿ™‚

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  10. It is Hilarious ..

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  11. LOL not to seem stupid….but do condoms come in sizes? I honestly didnt know that ๐Ÿ˜›

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  12. Posted by Angel on December 15, 2006 at 10:11 am

    LOOOOL loved the joke… aby el pink one ๐Ÿ˜‰

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  13. @Fonzy

    Thanks ๐Ÿ™‚

    @Chuck

    You’re welcomed ^_^

    @Whatever Me

    That’s a funny too!! Oh, do you mean there’s like a “parental control” in our blogs or something embedded in our blogs??

    @Moey

    Glad I brought some smiles ^_^

    @NuNu

    LOOOOOOOOOL ๐Ÿ˜€

    @Adorra

    Yeah…very shameful indeed ;p

    @Jewaira

    Yeah, who knows condoms can be so colorful like that…I even heard that some of them come in different flavors…

    @Marzouq

    Glad you liked the new look…it’s so nice at wordpress…very friendly ^_^

    @Abbi

    Thanks Abbi and I’m sooooo glad you like it ๐Ÿ™‚

    @OpeRon

    Glad you found it amusing ^_^

    @Delicat

    Well, yeah. However, you might want to know that the “size” is refereed to the “girth/thickness”, not how tall it is.

    @AngeL

    Ohhhh, somebody is having some actions tonight LOL ๐Ÿ˜€

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  14. Posted by Angel on December 16, 2006 at 2:08 pm

    hahaha naaa… i just love pink ๐Ÿ™‚

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  15. hehehehehehe ๐Ÿ˜€

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  16. @AngeL

    Sure you do ๐Ÿ˜‰

    @Cixousianpanic

    Welcome to my blog ^_^

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