The Unzipped Skirt

In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful blonde was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tight leather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots and jacket. As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step on the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver she reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. Again, she tried to make the step onto the bus only to discover she still couldn’t. So, a little more embarrassed she once again reached behind her and unzipped her skirt a little more and for a second time attempted the step and once again, much to her chagrin she could not raise her leg because of the tight skirt. So, with a coy little smile to the driver she again unzipped the offending skirt to give a little more slack and again was unable to make the step.

About this time the big Texan that was behind her in the line picked her up easily from the waist and placed her lightly on the step of the bus. The blond went ballistic and turned on the would-be hero screeching at him, “How dare you touch my body!! I don’t even know who you are!”

At this the Texan drawled, “Well, ma’am, normally I would agree with you but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we was friends.”

11 responses to this post.

  1. Oh mY God.. this is HILARIOUSSSSSSSSSS


  2. Posted by greyshorts on June 11, 2008 at 5:17 am



  3. Posted by GreY on June 11, 2008 at 7:06 am



  4. I kept thinking this was happening at a Bus Stop in Kuwait City! hahaha


  5. well he has a point they were on friendly terms


  6. Posted by Sushi on June 11, 2008 at 1:12 pm

    Of course she has to be blonde =))


  7. LOOOL!!! Gud one- thanks..I needed a laugh 😀


  8. looool MARZOUQ,,, i thought the same tooo!!!!!!!!!


  9. loooooooooooooooooool ok thats cute


  10. @Ope

    Glad you liked it buddy 🙂




    Really, a “ROFLMAO” remark? That’s a bit too generous. It deserves a “ROFL” 😛

    @Marzouq & KWT23

    LOL, well I’ve never been there myself but now I’m intrigued. Who knows what will I witness?


    Yup, Texans always have a point.


    Oh, don’t be too discriminative now Sushi 🙂


    You are most welcomed. I’m happy that I put a smile in your face.


    Glad you enjoyed it.

    @Delicately Realitsic



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