While walking around campus this week…
Person A: Are you registered to vote?
Me: No, but I wish I could. I’m not a citizen.
Person B: Hey, you look all liberally and open-minded? Are you voting for Obama?
Me: Oh, I would love to, but I’m not a citizen. Boohoo
Person C: Hey, you look like a McCain-Palin guy! Are you voting for them?
Me: Oh God no! I’m not interested in voting for a dinosaur and its drag queen.
Person C: …
Me: Ahhh, I mean I’m not a citizen. I cannot vote.
Person C: Then, here’s a deal. I’ll let you marry my sister, you get the green card, and in return, you vote for McCain.
Me: …you are kidding! Please, tell me you are kidding.
Person C: Hahahaha, yeah I am.
Me: Phew! You just startled me there.
Person C: No seriously, would you like to do that?