Which Woman Has The Perfect Body?

Women favored the slim body of Tillie, while men lusted over Anna's size 12 figure.

This post might be a little NSFW due to the images attached, so be cautious.

The British website Fabulous Mag has conducted a survey asking the visitors of their website (men and women) about their most ideal body type for a woman, and the results came quite shocking. It seems men and women have very different ideas about the perfect female figure. According to the results, it has been found that:

• Women yearn for the waspish waist of a size 8 model; men hanker after a curvy size 12 with hips.

• When men were asked what they would alter about their partner’s appearance, the majority said they were perfectly happy. In fact, the only thing they’d wish for that their women would love their bodies as much as they do.

• When asked about which female celebrity has the best body, men chose the English model/actress Kelly Brook as their ideal prototype, while women favored the English actress/model/singer/TV presenter Myleene Klass.

So girls, don’t blame us men for the long hours you stay in the gym or for the extensive months of deprivation you have to put up through to gain the perfect body. It’s your own delusions that have been keeping you away from that Haagen-Dazs pint in your fridge. Us men are reasonable creatures (well, sort of), we ain’t demanding much.

• For a much detailed report, click HERE and HERE

Kelly Brook - Men's favorite body for women

Myleene Klass - Women's ideal body for women

5 Habits Women Would Love From Their Men

Men usually tend to think that women are the most complicated creatures ever, but they aren’t that different really. All they want is just a little attention. So to avoid those nasty “You never do anything romantic” arguments, there are a few habits women love that you can adopt to get on her good side. Arm yourself with this list that I devised and you should be fine, whether you are dealing with your wife or your girlfriend.

• Receiving Compliments

Women usually love to be appreciated or get a boost in their self-assurance. So it is very important to be sincere when giving a compliment, and always be grateful on the amount of work she had to go through to transform herself from a regular girl to a hot diva for your sake. Even the simplest compliments such as “those jeans look great on you” can net you some love points that can be “cashed” later on.

• Receiving Text Messages/Calling Her

Women don’t really pay attention to their cellphone bills and you should exploit that trait on your side. Always shower her with text messages to demonstrate that she is an integral part of your life. A simple poem and a funny joke can go a long way and can truly turn her day 180 degree. Also, try to call her every now and then and just asks her how her day is going along and if she needs anything for tonight’s dinner. That alone will make her deliriously happy.

• Being A Priority

The most important thing to keep in mind is that women love being your number 1 priority. Sometimes, it is essential to sacrifice a night with the guys for a romantic dinner at home with her. However, if you had to go out, always try to keep her in touch by simply calling her or telling her, and that truly shows that her opinion matters to you. Also, it doesn’t hurt to bring her her favorite box of chocolate after spending the night with your buddies now does it?

• Getting Constant Attention

Remember the old cliché that women like a good listener? Here’s a tip: Most clichés come from truth. Always keep an ear on what she’s saying and try to replay back, ask questions, and remember what she is saying because who knows when that conversation will pop up again. Also, try to apply this technique on everything; her dress, her haircut, and her perfume, all of that needs constant attention, so keep your ears, nose, and eyes open most of the time.

• Surprising Her

Women love good surprises, whether they were big or small. For example, treating her on a surprise dinner in her favorite restaurant during weekdays can really lighten up her heart. Even small gifts can go a long way. For instance, if you happen to know her favorite music artist (which you should) then you ought to surprise her by buying the new album of that artist as soon it releases, and that alone would send her flying with joy.

Sexy Videogame Pickup Lines

For those of you who desire a girlfriend or a wife that really digs videogames, I present thee, videogames-related pickup lines. I have no ideas if those pickup lines actually work or not but try them with Gamestop female employee first and see what happens. Also, I might need to warn you that some of those lines are a bit vulgar and might give a nun a heart attack. You’ve been warned!

• “If I do you on hard, can I unlock your “extra costume”?

• “I know how Mario must fell, cause I really want to clean your pipes”

• “My console features rumble”

• “You must be made by Nintendo because my stylus has been dying to touch you”

• “Girl, you got me like Warioware. I’m touched!

• “You can’t be Phoenix Wright, because I have no objection to you, baby”

• “If you’re a Devil, you May Cry by the time I’m finished with ya”

• “You remind me of a game of Tetris – you always want the long ones”

• “Mind if I Pac my Man in there”?

• “What do you say I take my flag to your base and score”?

• “Give me five minutes and I’ll take you to your Limit Break”

• “How you and your friend join me on a search for the Tri-Force”?

• “Wanna be my Cooking Mama? Cause I have a big sausage that cannot wait to be cooked”!

The Damn “Sleep With Me” Application

Bahh, why people keep sending me the “Sleep With Me” application to my facebook account? They just keep coming no matter how many times I ignore them. It’s like the other person is hitting submit and screaming, “sleep with me God dammit!” every time I reject to install the damn thing. Do people want to experience my sexual side that much? The scary part is that I receive them from people I barely know and even from couple of guys who I know they are straight as arrow. I thought the “Sell Your Friends” application is the worse thing ever, but this is just plain ridiculous. Of course, not to mention the constant invitations I receive to support the current candidates for the Kuwaiti parliament, which I don’t recognize even half of them. Me want the old facebook back!

Hot Girls With Douchebags

This blog sure has put a smile on face. The premise of the blog is quite simple really. The author simply post some pictures of hot girls with total and complete douchebags from the US. The commentary is funny but the poses are funnier. Check it out yourself. Girls, prepare to be either disgusted or turned on. Allow me to share with you my top 3 douchebags:

#1 Douchebag: Are You Looking At Me?

#2 Prom Date With Extremely Tanned Douchebags

#3 A “Waxed” Douchebag

Doesn’t this guy reminds you of this guy?

Sweet & Geeky Marriage Proposal

In one way or another, we are all geeks. Sometimes we hide our “geekness” so efficiently that nobody can ever detect it, and sometimes we proudly show it to the world. Consider those couples at an anime convention, in which the guy proposed to the girl on stage in front the judges and attendance of the convention. It is so sweet, yet so geeky.

10 Sexy Things To Say To A Woman

1. It’s okay for us to go slow
2. This heart-shaped freckle on your right inner thigh is so beautiful
3. You
4. You kiss great for a virgin, [insert name]
5. I’m going to take these off
6. You make me think dirty thoughts
7. I want to make you feel good
8. Next time, I’m going to take you on the hobbyhorse
9. You amaze me
10. Let me get back to you on that

Click HERE for some juicy details.