Are you a cheap bastard? Of course you are. I mean my God look at you: the clothes that you got from Ross two years ago are practically worn out and dire from the constant washing with cheap laundry detergent, your hair is god-damn awful from that hair gel you got from a Canadian store (no offense), and that fragrance you are wearing is so stale that it smells like cat pee merged with rotten milk. But with all that, you are still a happy person, because above that half-broken table you got from Craigslist is a sparkly iPod Touch that is USB-attached to an ever-glossy white MacBook. But now, you want to use that iPod that probably cost you a fortune, and desperately in need to add some neat applications to brag to your other cheap bastards friends.
Fear not then, in this post I’ve compiled my top 10 favorite and most-used iPod Applications that might strike your fancy in case you haven’t downloaded or heard about them yet. So go ahead, read, search, and download, and don’t even bother commenting that you are not a cheap bastard, because deep inside (maybe very deep deep) you are. In no particular order, I present thee:
Aurora Feint: The Beginning
- Category: Game
- Size: 24.1 MB
Hands down my favorite game ever graced on my iPod Touch. It’s a crossover between an RPG and a puzzle game. It’s intuitive, polished, and has a great musical score considered for a free App. If you like puzzle games, than this is the game you should get.
Now Playing
- Category: Entertainment
- Size: 0.5 MB
This nifty application not only displays updated showtimes, local theaters, and distance from where you live, but also shows you the ratings and reviews from Rotten tomatoes and Metacritic so you can know if that movie sucks ass or not. Which means, even if you don’t live in the States, this handy application can be turned into a mini review guide for movies. You can also check out trailers and book tickets, making it more convenient than ever. Get it!
Twitterrific
- Category: Social Networking
- Size: 1.0 MB
Now you can twitte anytime anywhere and constantly bother your followers with this App. It’s user friendly with a nice interface and completely does what is supposed to do. It’s Twitterific!
Shakespeare
- Category: Entertainment
- Size: 2.8 MB
Don’t tell me you hate Shakespeare! Or maybe you hate him because you have never read his plays before. Well, now it is a good time to do that. This awesome application lets you view and read all Shakespeare plays and sonnets with a push of a button. Now, I can enjoy Othello (my favorite play) as many times as I want and wherever I go. Extremely handy for those who are taking Shakespeare classes this upcoming semester.
“For I am nothing, if not critical”.
IGN Game Reviews
- Category: Entertainment
- Size: 0.1 MB
Hate them or love them, but now you can read your IGN reviews at the palm of your hands anytime and anywhere you go. This is extremely handy if you want to read about a game that you are slightly hesitant to invest both your money and time with. You can even watch reviews which is more practical for those who don’t want to read big walls of text. For gamers only.
Tris
- Category: Games
- Size: 0.4 MB
It’s a freaking Tetris game (sorta). You know gotta have it. You can even keep track of your scores and submit them to the global scoreboard to compete with your pals. Very handy when you are on a bus or waiting for one. Get it!
Restaurant Nutrition
- Category: Healthcare and Fitness
- Size: 0.8
On a diet? Want to know how many calories that Chocolate Chip Paradise contains (it’s 1600 fucking calories)? Then you gotta add this application to your iPod. It neatly allows you to view and track calories, carbs, proteins, and fats in every menu in the most popular restaurant chains across North America. It has a modest list for now but they promised to add more restaurants via upcoming updates. Which reminds me, we need someone to franchise Chick-Fil-A in Kuwait. I really love that place.
Units
- Category: Utilities
- Size: 0.2 MB
I suck so bad in unit conversions. Hell, they might be the reason that I didn’t do well in Physics, but then again, who does? It has a very simple interface to input numbers and units. And for a bonus, this application comes with a built-in-ruler for doing small, quick measurements, and I’m not taking about the male penis. Very dexterous for those who work in chemistry and physics labs.
WordPress
- Category: Social Networking
- Size: 0.3MB
For the blogger on the go, this application is a must. You can publish, edit, and preview your posts in a very robust but simple interface where everything can be managed with a touch of a finger. Those who equipped themselves with an iPhone can upload their camera pics more easily, but for those of us who have an iPod Touch need to settle with their modest library photos. Still, this is a great applications and I recommend it to anyone who owns a WordPress blog and an iPhone/iPod Touch.
BookSearch
- Category: Lifestyle
- Size: 0.1MB
This is a great application for those who want to find and buy books online without spending too much time in google or in bookstores. It will even display the price of your book of interest and the version (i.e. mass market, hardcover) within a single page. It’s a must for university students and great for book lovers. Download it now.
Also consider
- Balance
- CheckWord
- Diggerific
- Flashlight
- NY times
- Sudoku (Free)
Posted by plastic on August 16, 2008 at 1:39 pm
Did you just call everybody a cheap bastard ?
Posted by Katiie on May 17, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Haha
I hope your kidding, Because s/hes just doing it for people who dont want to spend money. S/He doesnt mean any offence by this. xD
Posted by B@D NiGG@ on October 8, 2009 at 7:11 pm
Nigga u can suck my dick bitch if ; i dont wanna spend my money i dont half to … how bout u go give everybody free itunes gift cards … bitch … u aint nobody niga ill beat u dumbass , fagget ass , thinkin u cool , ugly face having ass , smellin like shit , u bitch .. fukin hore … !!!!!!!!!!
Posted by homo on July 9, 2009 at 6:16 am
yep ur a homo
Posted by the CREATOR on August 31, 2009 at 1:19 pm
i hate you loser
Posted by Sushi on August 16, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Stanza e-reader for ebooks & icomic for reading comics should be on your list. Both free. Although I’m not responsible if they suck since I’m trying really hard to download them myself. Will review later once I figure out how.
Thanks for the info as usual…
Posted by Marzouq on August 16, 2008 at 5:08 pm
Very nice, I’m making a list as well. Especially of the ones I bought which I think are worth it. Thanks for the Now Playing, I had box office and it isn’t working anymore this is perfect with the Rotten Tomatoes.
Posted by vixenfatale on August 21, 2008 at 5:20 am
restaurant nutrition !! alaaaah <3 abee!
Posted by vixenfatale on August 23, 2008 at 6:21 pm
I tagged you n_____n
*is curious to see your some songs off your itunes*
Posted by L's Brain on August 23, 2008 at 7:02 pm
LOL your introduction is hilarious! That sounds like me when I PMS.
Posted by McCraezy on August 26, 2008 at 5:44 am
lol way to call our stores crappy… but o well i guess its true, thanks for the ideas for apps!
Posted by honeyelize on September 10, 2008 at 7:30 pm
i like this blog, it has jumped to top 100 blog now
Posted by dan on September 20, 2008 at 6:18 pm
i read the other week that apple took down tris. is there a backdoor way to get it?
Posted by Spazman on December 1, 2008 at 5:20 pm
Lol plastic. i wuz thinking the same thing. im not saying im offend by that but still thats not really something i would say. maybe on a site with ur friends but that could really offend some1. 8-I ►—-OMG STOP POINTING AT ME U STALKER AHHHHH!!!!
Posted by will on December 20, 2008 at 12:02 am
I am getting a ipod touch for xmas what’s so cool about it and what comes with it when you 1st buy it
Posted by Becca on December 21, 2008 at 9:04 am
i cant find tris :”’(
Posted by asdf on December 22, 2008 at 12:00 pm
hey could you send me the app they are in my documents/mymusic/itunes
they are in a carpet named mobile or something like that my mail is howardc.b@hotmil.com
Posted by george on December 25, 2008 at 1:58 pm
you are stupid as crappy pee. u dont no anything
Posted by bguy on December 26, 2008 at 4:33 pm
this is gay you can’t download them whats the point
Posted by emma on December 28, 2008 at 8:20 am
Thankyou!! really helpful ^^
Posted by josh on December 29, 2008 at 6:23 pm
deep deep deep inside, im still not a cheap ass…
Posted by Pe on January 18, 2009 at 7:02 pm
I just bought a ipod touch but i do not know how to use it. I tried to upload long from my itune but it’s not working can you guys hel… please
Posted by jessika on January 20, 2009 at 7:01 pm
Canada rocks you twat! at least we dont have chinese fucking lead in all our shit!
Posted by Pussycat on January 27, 2009 at 1:40 am
awesome
Posted by coco1234 on February 23, 2009 at 4:36 pm
u such i reported u to the police so they will be coming soon and u dont need to be talking to people like that u suck see u in jail-
Posted by Aussie guy on October 17, 2009 at 10:24 am
Oi dude, shut up. Why do you keep saying see you in jail. Are you already in jail or something??
And report him. Cops won’t care. Lol. The intro is a joke. You should look it up. They can actually make people laugh without them being offended. Don’t be a lawyer either mate. You will loose everytime. Lol
Posted by coco1234 on February 23, 2009 at 4:38 pm
o well i was just kidiing or was i i wasnt i realy reported u u shouldnt put that stuff on the internet ideot duh u suck
Posted by coco1234 on February 23, 2009 at 4:40 pm
u no u realy suck thats why i keep leaving these coments o well u shouldnt do that see u on tv on the news then in jail have a nice police ride weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeweeeeeeeeeeeeee have fun weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Posted by coco1234 on February 23, 2009 at 4:41 pm
haha u so stupid if u realy thought i reported u hahah i realy didnt not got u again i did report u i just wont u to feel good but i will see u in jail hahahahahahahahahahaha i hope u have fun ideot
Posted by Coco is queer on February 24, 2009 at 3:23 pm
Coco you are such a dumbass. Stop fucking spamming, you immature child.
Posted by Gmoney on February 24, 2009 at 7:56 pm
Hey how do i download.And how do i change the background on my ipod touch
Posted by Gmoney on February 24, 2009 at 7:58 pm
dont send on an email look wat i can doo
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VVVVVVVVV
Posted by Gmoney on February 24, 2009 at 7:59 pm
AAAAWWWWWWWW it looks different on the coment thingy were u make the note
Posted by saif khoory on February 26, 2009 at 6:47 pm
Intrested to subscrib to find more free gams
Posted by coco1234 on February 27, 2009 at 1:54 pm
i realy did report u to the police u idiot u shouldnt say that stuff on the internet u idiot im not kidding i no where u live haha o and whoevers name is coco i querr is so gay hahah idiot fag hahahahahahah gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Posted by Auliya on March 7, 2009 at 11:07 pm
I looked for Tris, and i couldnt find it, maybe its gone due to copyright? as for Icomic, wanted that but its nto free and I AM a cheap bastard…LMAO
Posted by anda on March 11, 2009 at 4:16 pm
hey…how can i put games on my ipod…please heelp….my email…anda_0201@yahoo.co.uk
Posted by Javier on March 23, 2009 at 5:18 pm
Can anyone tell me how to work my aplications or were can y get games for my ipod touch and how to instal them cause Im lost and I really need someone that knows. Thanks.
slashccrow@msn.com
Posted by jhon on March 29, 2009 at 12:44 am
omg u need to put idragula on ur list
Posted by sunny on March 29, 2009 at 2:54 am
wwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaoooooooo.
that comment is so cool
Posted by getcat69 on April 1, 2009 at 12:46 am
great info. I just got my POD and love it. NEED TO LEARN MORE!!!! free please…….
Posted by mike hunt on April 4, 2009 at 10:03 pm
ben dover
Posted by T-LicL-iT on April 10, 2009 at 10:32 am
Ha the writing is hilarious.
Kept me on the page.
Info is great.
Can’t find “Tris” but otherwise you mentioned some good apps.
Thanks.
Posted by Bob on April 17, 2009 at 7:45 pm
Ur a cocksuckin fuckin go damn piece of shit oh and a bitch
Posted by Bobbbbbby on April 17, 2009 at 7:47 pm
Ur a cocksuckin fuckin go damn piece of shit oh and a bitch fuck u damn bastards go suck ur dads cock
Posted by nnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiillluuuuudddddddooooooooo on April 19, 2009 at 2:11 pm
The Cheap Bastard bit is Offensive.
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Posted by Me on June 8, 2009 at 12:27 pm
Fuckin nobhead
Posted by Me on June 8, 2009 at 12:28 pm
teresa green
Posted by Me on June 8, 2009 at 12:31 pm
ben dover
Posted by Hew Yih Herng on June 27, 2009 at 2:39 am
Really interesting
Posted by sss on July 9, 2009 at 3:08 pm
Where can u download tris?
Posted by Silvas12 on July 26, 2009 at 12:32 am
Bitch if u think we are poor how the fuck do u think I’m commenting on this post????? Dont think that u are the richest man in the world cause I don’t see ur name. And also if i’m poor than how the fuck I bought a 32 G iPod touch and iPhone 3gs plus a iMac. What the fuck u got windows classic??? 98 and ya bitch.
Posted by Get sum sensevof humor.. O and while ur doin it get a life on August 6, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Wat the hell mate it’s a joke but if u do t fuckin get it u mud be a fuckin teat with no sense of fuckin humor
Posted by Get sum sensevof humor.. O and while ur doin it get a life on August 6, 2009 at 3:16 pm
Twat LOL*
Posted by Aussie guy on October 17, 2009 at 10:32 am
It’s a joke buddy. Jesus Christ!!! Who cares what you bought. It’s prob not true anyways. I bought a 2 ferraris, 3 lamborghinis and own half of the united states. And I’m 15. See. Just cos ya say it, don’t make it true… There are comments or statements or phrases or just blogs that are JOKES!!! most people won’t take any offence to this but will laugh instead. I can tell the people that are complaining have no sense of humor at all… Seriously get a sense of humor.
Catch ya
Posted by Aussie guy on October 17, 2009 at 10:38 am
He didn’t say your were poor, dickhead. He was saying your a tight ass. And joking about it. I don’t think the word poor was mentioned at all in his text. So before you write something and make a fool of yourself, Make sure your right about it,
cheers,
Posted by holly on September 22, 2009 at 6:32 am
This cheap bastard is offended.
Posted by M&M's on October 11, 2009 at 9:35 pm
Hey, funny post and yeah I guess cheap is cheap… Anyway CHICK FIL A’s are the best and they have them in Georgia. I found one in Lake City, GA
Posted by ur worstnightmare on October 23, 2009 at 9:24 am
how many apps can an ipod touch hold is it 144
Posted by candice on October 29, 2009 at 7:03 am
wow… haha atleast i understand ur jokin, and yupp i’m cheap. i dont’ think i should spend all that much money on apps after spening hundreds of dollars on an itouch. so thankx 4 the free app list and pics. it really helps
Posted by ShaQuan on November 10, 2009 at 8:36 pm
Whoever made this introduction is a complete idiot! Just because someone wants free apps doesn’t mean their cheap, we just don’t want to pay for those stupid in which cost any where from 1-50 dollars. really its a freakin game. i can buy 10 used video games for 50 dollars at a game store. so be realistic its a complete choice if someone wants to buy one or not! and obviusly ur a cheap bastard if you made this website for us cheap bastards. believe me we’re not cheap