An Erection Gone Bad

 

An interesting yet funny article. Here’s a jest from it:

Lennon received the steel and plastic implant in 1996, about two years before the impotence drug Viagra went on the market. The Dura-II is designed to allow impotent men to position the penis upward for sex, and then lower it.

But Lennon, 68, said he can’t position his penis downward because the device is faulty, causing him pain and embarrassment. “I’m suffering with it right now,” he told The Providence Journal during a recent interview. “It never stops. It’s like a constant headache.”

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Hot Fuzz

YES, I loved Shaun of the Dead and I’m guessing I’m going to love this one too. Hot Fuzz is due to be released in the UK on 16 February 2007 and in the USA on 13 April 2007. Cannot wait.

#1 Most Viewed Video

I’m surprised that this video is considered the most viewed (hence, the most popular) video on youtube. It’s pretty funny but I was expecting a phenomenon. I may as well add, I’m also surprised that I have recognized most of the songs.

The Infamous Banana Video

Condom Testing!!

A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms.

“What size?” asks the clerk.

“Gee, I don’t know.”

“Go see Sophie in aisle 4.” He goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the crotch, and yells, “Medium!” The guy is mortified! He hurries over to pay and leaves quickly.

Another guy comes in to buy condoms, and gets sent to Sophie in aisle 4. Sophie grabs him and yells, “Large!” The guy struts over to the register, pays, and leaves.

A high school kid comes in to buy condoms.

“What size?” The kid embarrassedly says “I’ve never done this before. I don’t know what size.” The clerk sends him over to Sophie in aisle 4. She grabs him and yells “Clean up in aisle 4!”

Sexy AIDS Ad

Very informative isn’t it?

The Funniest Scream Ever

Surprisingly, this is one of my favorite scenes in Will & Grace. Just make sure to watch the entire clip, especially at the end.

A “Feel-Good” Movie

I really don’t know what it is, but whenever I watch “Love Actually”, a cheer sensation of happiness and joy overcomes my body (no it’s not an orgasm) and that sensation reminds me that life is really good. From its remarkable cast to the witty humor to the serious drama, “Love Actually” is actually a movie that shouldn’t be missed. Oddly, the movie brings the sweet memories I had in Heathrow’s International Airport where you encounter a wide array of cultures and people in the sweet British environment (especially around the Christmas season).

The other day I was really depressed because of the finals, and luckily for me, “Love Actually” was on. So I watched it vigilantly even though I watched it couple of times, and when it finished, my spirits were healed and I was ready to hit the books. It is one of the best “feel-good” movies around, and definitely one of my top ten British movies (and may as well add, one of the best romantic comedies I have ever seen). Seriously, whenever you are feeling down on yourself or feel that life is unfair, then you better watch “Love Actually” because it will snap out all those negative feelings and emotions in a jiffy.

“Love, actually, is all around.”

Half Breed

I know many bloggers who can relate themselves with this guy.

My favorite part was “So like does your mom gets beat?”